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To falcon punch a pregnant woman in the stomach in order to abort the baby inside of her.
Wife: I want an abortion
Man: SUPRISE ABORTION! *falcon punch*
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the act of giving fellatio to sleeping individual. as they awake, you yell "SUPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!"
"WAIT, it's not meh birthday!"
"i know, suprise!"
"i love suprise birthday dome!"
Did you hear that karp gave a homeless black person suprise birthday dome?
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When a fat scouse woman comes and sits on your face and gives a Cincinatti bowtie. Seen on the Uzbekistani tv programme "Scrote".
Dude, I just went round to Maxes and got a Karen Suprise!
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To deficate in a manner that is long and curled in a circular fasion.
hey Keenan, half an hour ago I left a curly brown suprise next to the foot of your bed. I hope this doesn't hinder our friendship.
When you have a girl on all fours and you reach in your back pocket and take out a jalapeno and put it in her ass and break it off and rub the other half on her vagina
1:Hey did did you eat those jalapenos I gave you
2 No I gave this girl a Mexican Spice Suprise
When your about to have sex with a girl, and she untucks her penis from under her ass.
After a drunken night at the club, i brought brooke home and she gave me a three-legged suprise.
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where a girl licks a boys ass and the boy poops on her face. then the girl throws up.
the "filthy doorway suprise" made my girlfriends want to be a lesbian