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Adj: A promiscuous female who collects deposits of sperm as if they were a financial institution.
"Ew, why is she here? She is such a skank bank.... I thought this was a upscale bar?"
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Oprah's long lost sister that has a god like complex and hosts the ever popular reality show "America's Next Top Model." At times she remains sophisticated but if you watch her closely she will expose her ghettoness and start talking about her badonkadonk.
Tyra Banks: Now the picture will reveal who will become (suspenseful pause that causes models to pee in their pants) AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
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a wet add pussy off a fake nun
Show me your mossy bank -Dr Arden
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welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you wanT?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
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Noun;
A Bank who will fight you to the death even when they are dead wrong.
A Bank who skates on the thin line of legality
Worst. Bank. Ever.
B of A teller "Thank you for calling Bank of America, may we ruin your life today?"
B of A Broker "Yes sir, I am aware we approved your loan and gave you the money, but we changed our mind. Our CEO needs a new plane made out of gold and blood from orphens."
B of A credit dept "Ma'am, are aware you are now exaclty 5.8 seconds late paying your bill? We have to charge you a $500 late penalty. And a $100 fee for calling in your payment. And an extra $75 for my bonus. Oh that puts you over your limit... theres a fee for that too.. Anything else?"
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A girl that you can always return too for action at a club. The Bank Girls job is to wait while you try and pick up other chicks, if you are unsuccessful you can return to her.
Dude that last chick was so pissed she almost circumsised me. Its a damn good think I brought my bank girl.
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Old school term for vagina.Before waxing became popular.Could be used for the one night'er.
Went to the hairy bank last night.Made the deposit,finished with my withdrawal,then I lost interest.
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