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blind hook

A term used to describe an technique in the popular WC3 game, DOTA.

It refers to the hero Pudge's ability to throw a hook out and drag opponents to their death. A blind hook is the ability to see an opponent dissapear in the fog of war or into the trees and throw a hook out blindly and still snag the player in by prediction of movement.

It usually results in bad player blaming the Pudge that he is a map hacker and can see the whole screen.

Pudge: blind hook owned son
Noob: wtf, mh, banned
Pudge: tool...

by DDDD January 24, 2008

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tree hook

a young lady, from sauk village IL. and surrounding areas, who enjoys getting bustedown by frequent gentleman callers. I.E. she enjoys getting nailed to the cross....

"Damn, that tree hook sucked me off from the back! I ain't never had it done like that befo...!"

by jayzilla141243 March 22, 2010

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Hooked on Bronix

When a male acts as a female on Xbox Live, and tries to convince other males that she will do them favors for xbox live points. The nerds are so desperate for the vagina they will never get that they keep on sending in microsoft points for the teasing to stop. Too bad it won't ever stop because they are being tricked by a dude!

Dr Demarini gets all the nerdy xbox players Hooked on Bronix! He fakes a vagina, to get the He is such a stud!

by Asian Terror December 29, 2011

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hook guy

A musical artist who frequently appears on the hook (chorus) of other artists' songs within a genre, particularly hip hop and R&B.

Some prominent hook guys include: Akon, T-Pain, Nate Dogg, Trey Songz and Krizz Kaliko.

Guy: Hey, did you hear that new Akon so-
Kanye West: Yo, Imma let you finish, but Nate Dogg was the best hook guy of all time. OF ALL TIME!

by Jell-o-man March 22, 2011

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left hook

this term can be used to define either one of two concepts:

a) in boxing, a hard, sharp, diagonal punch to your opponent's left side of the face with your left hand, when you are facing them, regardless of whether you yourself are actually right or left handed.

b) when 3 total strangers, a male and two females, sit in a row at a public place such a park bench or a city bus, the male sitting in between the two women, and the guy randomly decides to hook up with the woman sitting to his left.

two gentleman talking at a local bar after boxing practice:

guy a): you really annihilated Tony with that left hook of yours, which I really liked. Where did you learn your left hook anyways?

guy b): from Sherlock Holmes, of course, roflmao. Didn't you know that Sherlock Holmes was a great boxer, with one of the wickedest left hook to be found in Europe in his generation.

by Sexydimma January 28, 2012

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take the hook

It's the fact of getting to like someone. If you like someone, and that person doesn't even know you exists, the moment in which that person starts to like you because you had flirted with him/her, is the moment when he/she takes the hook.

A: I was flirting with this girl, but she wasn't interested in me. Now I like her, she's taken the hook.

B: Yeah, girls always take the hook.

by Vic3roy June 22, 2009


Hooked on phonics

A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.

I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.

by goodcrunchytaco January 29, 2021