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when you get to take a hit for passing the blunt (or other smoking implement) to someone else
"Yo could you pass this to him?"
"Only if i get a traveler's fee"
"Whatever"
sexual favors while driving on the road aka road head
If I ride passenger on a long drive with my boyfriend he insists I give him travel treats.
The travel between galaxies - which is considered complete and utter science fiction given the incredible distances. Even light will take 2.5 million years to reach our nearest galaxy.
Intergalactic travel, even to our nearest galaxy, would mean a minimum distance of 23,700 million million million meters away making it cleanly impossible.
Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.
Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.
When you sleep during a long journey while someone else drives, and wake up at your destination.
Passenger: "Hey bro I'm super tired, do you mind if I fast travel?"
Driver: "Nah bro go ahead".
A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.
Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
When a person travels to a vacation destination and gets "the shits" (I.e. Goes Poop a lot).
Every time I go on vacation I get a wicked case of the travel shits