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the filipino tango is where you combine a rusty trobone with the dirty sanchez then shove it in her mouth and while she tries to push you away you hold it there and dance
Doode last night I did the filipino tango with my girlfriend.
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Another word for sex.
'Did you hear that Evan and Aiden did the devil's tango in the lavatory?' Exclaimed Jess.
'What, really?' I replied.
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On a male, it's the prime real estate at the base of you ballsac up to your o ring. On a female, the juiciest region of exploration from the south side of the snapper to the start of her bunghole.
I'm going down, to Tango Town.
When you call someone and start leaving a voicemail, only to have them call you while leaving the message, possibly going to your voicemail, and you are both dancing the (brrum pum pum) voicemail tango !
"Did you reach Sue last night ? "
"No, I tried but we just did the voicemail tango until my battery died"
"Sux dude"
As you and another car drive up and down the lanes until a car backs out of a parking spot. Suddenly while you're at the opposite ends of the parking lot you lock eyes and begin the dance to see who gets to the spot 1st
I was late for work when someone backed out of a parking spot. Just then my eyes locked with someone else who saw the spot. Thus began the parking Tango
person 1: i got ur parents creating u on camera
person 2: they would never do the urban dictionary they did the angels tango cus they’re angels😇😇😇😇
When you and your partner use "made in china" sex toys while listening to spanish music.
My neighbors were blasting spanish music, wonder if they're were doing the chinese tango?