Tatum Erickson

The coolest person in the WHOLE world tbh. She’s kinda obsessed with one direction but literally so pretty. her style is literally the best. She’s the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s got hazel eyes and platinum hair that’s SICK! But literally she’s cool go follow her TikTok @tatumericksonaboss

Person 1: omg did you see Tatum Erickson’s TikTok post?
Person 2: YEAH! She’s so cool I wish I was her friend

Chaning Tatum

Taylor Ross is a specie that is unable to communicate and also unable to fornicate with other species of the human race, unfortunately if he comes in contact with penis he becomes infertile

"TAYLOR ROSS EATS A PENIS HE CANT HAVE KIDS GAWD DAMMIT"

(I WAS TOLD TO HAVE CHANING TATUM'S NAME IN THIS)

Officer Tatum

Thatnk you Officer Tatum! I'll take that "W" Uh-Thankyouverymuch! Not taking any... Um... What's the other one? What's the other letter? Let's see... There's winning... And then there's.... Hmm... What's the opposite of winning? Um... Look, I don't know. I wouldn't know. But, whatever, I'll take that "W" now... What IS that other word?

Hym "See that!? Officer Tatum says 'THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM AND CHRISTIANITY!' You hear that shit-heads!? You know what THAT means? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I've never NOT been correct! It's the SAME THING! The entire point of the religion is taking over the land they occupy, dissolving the individual by deferring credit their book demon, and hoarding all of the resources so you have to join their incest cult! That's why they keep getting genocided! Putrid, clawing zombies, all of them!"

the tatum

The act of taking a shit and then your lady friend starts riding you while you are still taking a shit.

Hey bro. Did you hook up with Julia?
Yeah bro. We did the Tatum!

Nice bro!