The forbidden hand technique

The forbidden hand technique is where she tie you dick and nuts into knot, this can vary to the gawk gawk twist mc1000 and the gawk gawk 9000.
This will usually be performed by someone called Rhian.

She said it was her first time but then she used the pulled out the forbidden hand technique and did the gawk gawk twist mc1000.

This shit bussin.

door knob technique

A technique in which a male or female assertively grabs hold of a sexual partners penis, preferably the head, and massages it vigorously in the motion of a turning doorknob causing both mild discomfort or pain with intense pleasure. -

Said to be created by a good friend C. Powers

That girl was a freak. she grabbed my shit spit on it then she worked the door knob technique

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The Power Outage Technique

When one pulls the big black cord out of another's computer, resulting in power failure and a pissed off victim. This technique allows one to elimintate all unsaved data in computer apps.

Chris: Oh, SHIT! My lucky dime fell behind anal romer's computer.
Anal: Don't even try it!

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Score and Slip technique

After the male's semen is in either vagina/butthole, you sqeeze the sides together so that the semen seals up the vagina or butthole. Hold until semen is dryed up, this will end up sticking to eachother shut.

i used the score and slip technique on my grandma today

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Serbian Waterboarding Technique

When shagging a bird in a toilet from behind, grab her hair and ram her head down the toilet. Close the lid as much as you can and pull the flush as you’re cumming.

Jessica was a nice and simple girl, until Tom performed the Serbian Waterboarding Technique on her in Weatherspoons. Now she’s a swirlie girl working the streets of Luton.

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Mr. Miyagi technique

An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.

“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”

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The Honey Badger Technique

As your getting ready to eat out a girl you pull out your hidden honey badger and let it work it's magic.
Warning: may cause irreversible damage to a females reproductive organs.

Yea I'm planning on surprising my girl with the honey badger technique tonight.

I spent the night in the hospital with my girlfriend, safe to say she didn't like the honey badger technique.

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