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When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive.
I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat.
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A morning sensation felt upon waking up after sleeping in, characterized by a feeling of warmth, slight sweatiness and a particular smell.
"It's the third straight week Jasmine has come down for breakfast at lunchtime smelling like tender morning."
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very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!
mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!
being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!
few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
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The most unsexy thing known to mankind.
That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.
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anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.
" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"
" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."
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One fine, high quality vagina
I gotta get me some tender squirrel
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