Lake Jackson Thank You

A sudden spout of jism, oft preceded by Lake Jackson hnadshake.

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Thank you based god

A phrase that idiots say to annoy others. The phrase is also used to idolize the autistic rapper Lil B. The phrase can often be heard when something ridiculous or awesome happens.

see also: Lil B, tybg, and based god

When the Apocalypse didn't happen: "Thank you based god!"

After fucking your bitch: "Thank you based god!"

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i am thank you

Thankful to someone

You turned my life into happy life

I am thank you

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Thank you for your interest

HRese for saying no.

Generic Rejection Email: Thank you for your interest in Acme Corporation.

Applicant: Finally a response! I waited 3 months for this!!

Generic Rejection Email: We have decided to move on to other candidates more talented and qualified for you.

Applicant: ...oh.

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fuck you/thank you

When another being gives you a passive aggressive compliment and you are unsure of their true feelings behind it. As in, is this a compliment or an insult??🤔

Being#1: I just wanted to thank you for coming to visit me. It feels really good to know that I can trust you with my most private information and that you would never induce shame or humiliate me.

Being#2: ummm.... Is this a fuck you/thank you?? (Internal dialogue: Are you trying to imply that I did use your personal information against you to induce shame and humiliate you??🤔)

Being#1: Why would you say that??

Being#2 physical response:🤷🏽

Being#2 Internal dialogue response: because I have a guilty conscious😔

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Thank You For Not Being a Racist

A word of gratitude from a green man

Thank You For Not Being a Racist

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A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!