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a pool that gets pooped and pissed in
little kids and old people
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a teacher
He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.
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A person whose favourite activity is touching kids
John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.
Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.
Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.
“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”
The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!
"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!
the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.
weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?
i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.
The hour or so after school is out. It is the ideal time to play online multiplayer games, because of the number of young children playing.
Guy 1: I really suck at this game.
Guy 2: we should play again tomorrow during kiddie hour. Maybe you'll do better.