My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

Quote from the popular web series 'The Guild'. To shorten it up, it just means 'I don't care'.

Adam: I need a mentor with a penis.

Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

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i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting

You're bored right now, so you typed this into the search box.

i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting

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Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

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Potato Interest

Mixed interest you have on football, cricket and other TV shows on air.

A wants to watch FIFA world cup, B wants to watch Cricket , C wants to watch Good Morning America & D is okay with any of the show coz he has a mixed interest on all above.

Jonny : Put the channel back on FIFA World Cup.
Michael : Put it back on Cricket, its between England & S.Africa.
Ronny : I want to watch Good Morning America

John : Guys, do whatever you want, i have potato interest, but get back to one channel ASAP.

Pot Interest

A superficial interest in an obscure subject, often motivated by the consumption of weed.

Bobby: Maybe Joe knows the answer to your astronomy homework question

Tim: No f**g way, that's just his pot interest.

White Collar Compound Interest

The exponential growth from positive professional experiences and jobs that grow over the years.

Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.

Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.

Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.

Dick Interest

When you have done something incredibly bad and you have todo little gestures of recompense until you have ultimately made good on the transgression. Not to be confused with dickterest.

I forgot my girls birthday so I'm paying dick interest until I get her a massage.