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When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.
I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.
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When you become so bored that you lose your senses and feel like your mind has been ejected from your skull with a vaccuum hose.
Playing endurance mode on Gran Turismo can induce many a mind abortion.
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the process of giving birth directly into a bears mouth
Stacy could not afford to raise a child so instead she had a tennesee abortion
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When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.
"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."
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A high five that is aborted before the "birth" of the high five. The abortion five unlike many similar high fives, it is clearly announced that they do not intend to complete the high five, and there is to be no meeting of the hands.
Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.
The Abortion Five:
E: Abortion five?
(E and B almost high five.)
B: Aborted.
The Third Trimester:
I: Abortion five!
(I can E complete the high five.)
E: Oops, third trimester.
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When your Dad fucks you so hard that you DIE from the cock pounding that he gives you.
Inbreed #1: Hey where is Billy Bob today?
Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.
Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!
Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!
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When you start to say something and you stop partially through the thought and you completely forget what you were thinking. The thought is terminated before it is finished.
Kendra: I have a great idea for what we should do tonight!
Jenna: Awesome! What is it?
Kendra: We should get in the car and go downtown to go and.....
Jenna: And what?..
Kendra: I can't remember, it just completely left my mind.
Jenna: Oh, you must have had a thought abortion.