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The sound someone makes when they overreact about nothing
Person 1: Hey did you hear that joke about the Irish Priest
Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off
Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*
Person 1&2: Oh shit.
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Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.
She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.
A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.
We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.
a alarm clock that charges your phone.
I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.
It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.
Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.
A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.
Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!