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this is one of the first perfection groups made for australians only! it was originally founded by chelsea dagger died but it was soon taken over by honeyhayes and retro junkie. after them owning for a short amount of time the group was deleted one night when one of the owners had a falling out with the entire group. honeyhayes soon took over and became the only owner of this group.
you can only be acceptd into this group if you are friends of the well known myspacers in the group or if your a scene kid. there is only a select amount of people in it and most of them come from groups such as vanity is perfection, aesthetic ecstasy, aesthetic perfection and perfection dolls. they alwayz hav proper sofisticated layouts which are a lot better then other b grade perfection groups on myspace. apparently they are a family and want to keep it that way. there is no drama in the group but they go about talking about each other behind their backs and shit talking each other.
this group contains members such as vindictive tara, melissa masquerade, mitchmufn, kei dru cajus, hannahlee and killed for appreciation. in order to get accepted into this group you must look like them, be good at photoshop and suck up to everyone!
omg your in elite australians, please be my friend!
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When you hook up with an Australian chick in Las Vegas and she has a seizure orgasam that causes her to poo herself resulting in a skid mark the length of her back.
After the Australian mudslide I threw away the hotel sheets.
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Its kind of like a French kiss but down under
none needed
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1) When you eat out a girls pussy.
a) Its like a French Kiss... But down under.
-Do you know what an Australian Kiss is?
-No, what is it?
-Its like a French Kiss... But down under.
-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
-lol
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It is a Gender Identity, Characteristics are kill anyone who disagrees with Big man Bear Grylls, Weapon of choice Newspaper, there are no other gender, only Australian Man, Deal with it or be purged, lord and saviour Bear Grylls, other religions are fake and lies
Man 1: What is your gender identity?
Me: I am an Australian Man
Man: oh shit, Bear Grylls is great
Me: *hits man with newspaper* don't lie to me
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Guy 1: it is taking forever to download that file
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit
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A fictional segment of the voting population created by Prime Minister Scott Morrison to:
1. Perpetuate the myth that the 2019 Election was won by a majority
2. Avoid criticism and scrutiny, which is practically every day.
Scott Morrison: ‘Quiet Australians, where the bloody hell are ya?’
Also Scott Morrison: ‘Quiet Australians want me to lock up illegal queue-jumping boat arrivals that have come to Australia to have a go.’
Also Scott Morrison, ‘The Quiet Australians know that I brought the budget back into surplus next year.’
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