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When a man has a failed vasectomy.
Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.
When you shoot a load and don’t know where it went.
I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.
1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.
2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.
Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)
"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother
Lion: Stop Being Such a Baldwin Cobbledick
Ratchamp: Good Shit Lion
Hailey I don't believe your marriage with my prince scientifically we both have X and Y chromosomes.
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it
You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me
I will never feel like you or look like you
Amen
Hailey Baldwin
Fake marriage conference conspiracy
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Brandon’s girl best friend, best friend, girlfriend, friend, favorite person
Amazing girl ever
Hope Baldwin is so amazing
When a person clears a firearm, be it real or prop, and pulls the trigger later, firing off a round. This is known as The Baldwin Affect.
Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.
While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.
Person 1: "I don't know how that gun could have gone off! It's got to be the gun!"
Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"
Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"
Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."
Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"