Someone, usually male, who exclaims, or sings "Oh" at inappropriately called for occasions.
That O-bast is always moaning about something. "Oh, I just died in your arms tonight..."
Forced shitting by another human.
Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you
When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man
"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."
When your homies ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert it into more than 3 home girls.
Scotty just is going baste jumping after work. Ashley, Maggie, and Angela volunteered to be jumped.
Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.
So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?
when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face
You just got basted or he just basted me
To be excited, contraction of buzzing, often used on its own as an exclamation
I'm so basted to go to the party
See you at 6!
Basted!