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The coolest man alive. Talented songwriter/guitarist/ukulele player/banjoist/singer. He mainly writes Alternative Rock, and he plays with Modest Mouse, Which consists of him, Eric Judy (basist), Jeremiah Green (Drummer) and someone else who plays the guita. He wrote one of the best albums ever, Good News For the People Who Love Bad News.
His music is probably the best ever next to he Beatles. Oh yeah, and he's a dick.
"I just went to see Isaac Brock play Good News For the People Who Love Bad News! And he took me backstage!"
"Cool, what did he do with you backstage?"
"He slapped me, because I screamed to loud when I saw him...."
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A formerly conservative now flaming liberal cock sucker.
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Brock O'hurn is arguably the most beautiful human being on the planet earth. This Sexy Sasquatch stands at 6'7 and has locks of golden hair. He is the inventor of "man bun" ( which I am not a fan of, but it IS Brock, so I never cared - man bun aka douche knot; Brock only wears a bun. He is never wearing the knot) He is an Instagram Celebrity. Also referred to as the Gentle Giant because his heart is as big as he is tall. Let me keep it real for ya - Brock will make you wanna slap your Mama or do things you shouldn't ... and like it.
Did you see that guy ? He totally Brock O'hurned that.
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Brock Obama is the lulziest politician ever. He trolls pedophiles that cant take a joke, and racist kids who think Justin Bieber is god. He started Brockism, the only religion that matters. He is your president, and you need not question him.
Remember when Brock Obama dominated Jared Milton? It was like if Mike Tyson fought an infant.
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1. Great, existential genius of a lyricist, songwriter, and guitar player.
2. Notorious for being a huge fucking dick.
"Dude, I actually met Isaac Brock after the Modest Mouse show. What a huge dick! What's that guy's flippin' deal?!"
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1. Amazing and freaking beautiful beyond explanation.
2. Modest Mouse lead singer and guitarist.
3. Every sane girl's secret desire.
You were the people that I wanted to know, and you were the places I wanted to go, ISAAC BROCK WE LOVE YOU!
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