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A legendary card alotted to someone who has done something amazingly extreme and lived, preferably unscathed, to tell the tale over and over again. Card allows carrier to: speed without the worry of being chased or even seen by cops, become disengaged from the laws of physics, unchallenged dibsing, etc. Carrier is not allowed to show any non card holder his card or it will be rebuked.
Jrex: "How can we be going sixty-five in a thirty without any cops coming after us?"
Me: "Dude. Extreme card?"
Jrex: "Oh..right."
1) A card that can used as any card in a game of poker.
2) A person who is surprisingly good at everything.
3) A person who doesn't have a defined set of characteristics and has a random set of talents/skills. This person is often very unpredictable.
1) If dealer calls aces as the wild card, 1,2,Ace,4,5 would be a straight.
2) Brian: hey Daniel how did your game go?
Daniel: Good I threw 40 yard pass with 10 seconds on the clock to win the game.
Brian: what you doing now?
Daniel: studying for my calculus test I don't want to loose my 4.0 gpa.
3) John: I can fix the car.
Joe: Really? I always thought you were just a smelly hippie burnout.
John: No, I don't even smoke weed and I hate hippies.
Joe: But.. your wearing a tie dye shirt and you have dreadlocks ....
When a woman has consensual sex with a man and regrets it the next morning. So instead of owning up to her mistake and claiming responsibility she claims to have been raped. This negates any responsibility on her part and any attempt at insinuating the innocence of the man is considered misogyny/victim-blaming.
Jill had sex with Jack, despite being in a relationship with Steve, last night. She knew Steve would dump her and her friends would give her grief for it when they found out so she played the Rape Card and told everyone that Jack raped her. Everyone hugged her and told her how much they loved her and were there for her. Meanwhile Jack had to drop out after being ostracized on campus and is now facing criminal charges because everyone thinks he's a rapist.
But whatever at least no one thinks Jill is a slut!
the butthole equivalent of a "V-card"; a symbol of one's burginity
1) hell yeah, I'm still a B-card carrying member
2) I lost everything including my B-card in last night's poker game
A card that can be pulled like the race card but is for autistic people to defend him/herself. Sometimes, non-autistic people lie on the internet claiming they're autistic to get away with certain things, even though acting like one does not make one cool.
Person 1: This video is shit! Can't you even do better?
Person 2: I have autism, you know
Person 1, thinking: Fuck, he pulled the autism card
A song by BTS, a popular K-pop group. It's about the fragile career K-pop idols have and how it can easily tumble.
Have u heard house of cards?!? It's sooo good
In states where it's legal, green cards enable you to get medical marijuana.
"Hey, man, just got my green card, let's get some pot!"