Cleveland Shower

While one person is in the shower, a second party storms into the bathroom and takes a shit.

I was taking a shower, and Kirk made it a Cleveland Shower.

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Cleveland coughdrop

When a man goes in for a physical and plays a joke on the Dr. by tucking his nuts back into his abdomen and when the Dr. goes to do the "nut check" the man laughs and lets out a HUGE cough dropping his balls into the unsuspecting Docs palm!

Dude!..I cleveland coughdropped this female nurse today at the clinic! She shit her skirt.

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Cleveland Speedboat

Like the 'Cleveland steamer' you take a dump on your girls chest- then you 'motorboat' her

Barry took a big dump on his girlfriends chest, then he performed a motorboat, resulting in a Cleveland Speedboat

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Cleveland Streamer

Is when someone Face Times (or Skypes ) you while they are defecating.

Usage:
1. My friend Wade Wilson gave me a Cleveland streamer from a porta potty yesterday. It felt like I was right there with him. Technology is amazing!!!

2. What good is a Cleveland Streamer if my speaker phone doesn't work?

3. "I'm not sure how this FaceTime call turned into a Cleveland streamer but I'm glad it did. Alright mom, I'll talk to you later."

4. "Trey Parker and I were on our way to this WTM concert. We were having a great time when his phone rings and it's Wade Wilson giving him a Cleaveland Streamer."

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Cleveland Felch

When you cum in someone's ass, then as you're rimming them, they shit the cum into your mouth. A combination of the Felch and the Cleveland Steamer. Gay or Straight. Intentional or by accident.

I knew your mom was kinky but I never thought she'd be down for the Cleveland Felch.

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Cleveland Snowblower

When a male ejaculates on a women's face when tries to blow it off with a fart.

She wanted me to cum on her face, but she wasn't ready for the Cleveland snowblower.

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Cleveland Stevens

(noun)
A Cleveland Steamer perpetrated by Shia LaBeouf.

Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Eagle Eye... essentially any Shia LaBeouf "film"

"Dude, I just watched Disturbia."

"How did it make you feel?"

"I feel like Shia LaBeouf just took a shit on my chest... total Cleveland Stevens."

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