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A phenomenon that occurs when a player looks away from an area they have been aiming at for an extended period of time in the popular game “Call of Duty”. When the player looks away from the aimed at location, an enemy from the opposing team will attack from the exact spot that was previously being watched by the player. This phenomenon has stumped even the greatest scientists of our time and why it occurs is truly a mystery
Player: THIS FUCKING CUNT JUST KILLED ME FROM THE AREA I WAS WATCHING FOR 5 WHOLE ASS MINUTES!
Teamate: That’s COD-timing for you
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when you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much call of duty
Guy 1: Dude, have you lost weight?
Guy 2: Yeah, after Black Ops came out, I went back on the COD diet.
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CoD Sucker (N): Someone who is obsessed with the "Call of Duty" franchise and/or fandom/community.
Gamer 1: "Why do they continue the 'Call of Duty' franchise? The new games nickname is 'Recycled Warefare' for gods sake!"
Gamer 2: "Cause all the CoD Suckers won't let it die."
Guys who think they're good enough for the Marines, Army, Air Force, or Navy, because they play a lot of COD.
Cod ROTC- Mann i got a 360 no scope with a suppressed WA2000 on Nuketown today im a fuckin boss im gonna join the marines after high school and kill some charlies
Sane person-dude ur a Cod ROTC real war isnt like Black Ops ur gonna die
Drill Instructor- What are you thinking maggot if those were live rounds you and your squad would be in the biggest clusterfuck ive ever seen!
Cod ROTC- i wanted to knife him sir!
Drill Instructor- Jesus Christ! A Cod ROTC? I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!!! NOW GIVE ME 20!!
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When someone who is far better than you at Call Of Duty plays on your account and starts owning everyone and getting your kill/death ratio up while you watch. Both parties get equal pleasure out of the experience.
Hey man thanks for having a CoD 69 with me last night. You got my kill/death ratio back above 1.00!
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small peninsula off massachusetts that sucks money out of tourists and retired millionaires to survive, since the traditional fishing industry is slowly dying - native cod all but wiped out. beautiful beaches protected by the government since the 1950's, but that meant the locals had to give up their beach camps. basically we hate tourists but without them we'd be totally impoverished. there is nothing for kids to do so most of them destroy their brains with drugs & alcohol. everyone says they're going to leave but never manage it and stay working as a landscaper/fisherman/carpenter/waitress/cashier etc. the winters are horrible and in the summer tourists are everywhere. real estate is too expensive for anyone to have a nice house. all the land not protected by federal government is being gobbled up by rich people from far away who want to live "out in the boonies". cape cod has conservative strongholds like chatham in the south ("a quaint drinking town with a fishing problem") and liberal strongholds like provincetown, mecca for artists and homosexuals, in the north. primarily white, but recently there's been an influx of brazilians. the predominant subculture is punk, since we're all so angry at our lives but can't do anything about it. people who leave tend to stay gone. local slang includes "wicked" meaning extremely, "pisser" meaning awesome, and "wash-ashore" for someone whose family hasn't lived on cape cod for more than, say, 50 years or so...
tourist: cape cod is so beautiful and peaceful!
local: *gags*
"cape cod specialties: clam chowdah, lobstah rolls and fried clams!"
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The act of going into online multiplayer games of 'Call of Duty' and annoying fellow gamers to the point of rage. This involves trapping people in corners, blocking doors/ladders, stealing teammates' care-packages, destroying teammates' equipment, noob-toobing, teamkilling, putting on ridiculous voices and generally being as annoying as possible. The results are then posted on youtube.
In the testosterone soaked world of call of duty, where tempers are short and every pre-pubescent kid and geeky adult act out their dream of SAS/SEAL membership; This is trolling at its finest, as the victim rages down the microphone. It's almost like a hidden camera show, but on a videogame, and with swearing like you'd never believe!
The funniest COD Trolling on Youtube:
weregonnalose- Uses a voice changer to gain a hilariously high pitched, but real-sounding voice. Throws grenades at teammates whilst pretending to be stunned. Acts ignorant/obnoxious. Very underrated and his comedy is excellent. Deserves his own tv show.
General Minus- British troll who kills teammates for camping. Sometimes pretends to be American, French or gay for extra racist reaction and lol's.
Deranker- Noobtoobs. ALOT. And trash-talks.
StraightupKnives: Is actually pretty good with a throwing knife. Annoys the piss out of teammates by blocking their movement and keeping them trapped in corners.
Speedyw03: Traps teammates, trash-talks, embarrasses the enemy team with well thought-out plays like defusing bombs right under their noses. Sometimes relies more on luck than skill.
There are literally hundreds of COD trolls on the internets. Mostly pale imitations of the above, truly funny, directors.
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