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This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.
Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell
A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina
Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)
The confused african is when 3 or more black men are fuckin a girl and they loose trck of what hole they should put their dick in, so they accidently put their dick in another mans anus
story told by isaia a "confused african" he accidently performed this
oh no i did an confused african while gangbanging
when a person (or persons) enters a state of anti-sobriety in which they confuse an unacceptable pissing location (i.e. a closet or suitcase) for an acceptable pissing location (i.e. a toilet). Piss confusion often occurs in a sleep-walking state, following an evening of excessive consumption of wine, beer or spirits.
"Me and my buddy drank 40s all night and crashed. Two hours later I woke up to the sound of my buddy peeing in his open suitcase. Yep, classic case of piss confusion."
When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.
Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.
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Someone who sexually identifies as an ak47 or some other weird object or idea
Some one who likes it in the ear is a confused person.
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"Cloud Confusing" is a term used for incorrectly defining Cloud Computing. Sales reps and naive IT Consultants use the term Cloud Computing to refer to any client/server system where the server resides on the internet, and is maintained via a web-based interface.
Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.
IT Consultant: "We offer Cloud Computing as part of your hosting package! Now you can maintain your own CMS, Blog, Forums, and lots of other contemporary services on your site!"
Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."
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