a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter
-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
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Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.
There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house
1. When your piss smells like New Jersey
2. When your dick has teeth, or you're really good at Anal Chicken Coop
Bro you really gotta get that Coyote Cock checked out, the bathroom smells like the New Jersey Turnpike.
one night stand, F*ck and run.
Marsha pull a coyote because she didn't want her bf to see her without makeup the next morning.
A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.
Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?
When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it
Like a coyote in heat
its kinda ugly to the neighbors
You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling
They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited
"Did you hear that last night?"
"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"
Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night
"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"
She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much
Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.
"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was coyote ugly."