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Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.

Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S

by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021


Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.

Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S

by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021


Dante

He has an absolute giant fucking dick. He pulls so many females its crazy. He gets more bitches than he can handle.

That guy is such a Dante. I wish I was like him.

by shrhshajejejrhrh July 30, 2022


Dante

Cool as shit 😎 👍 but also a man with a massive schlongdinger. He is also the best player of all time.

Dante is so hot I want to give him African goggles.

by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 16, 2022


dante

Dante is a beast

yo dante is being a beast

by bobby miller420 January 31, 2022


Dante

The Destroyer of Racism

Person 1: I’m racist
Dante: “kills him”

by High_STEAKS11 November 22, 2021


Dante

Dante is a Very intelligent man with a huge dick size of the universe god

Omg you are such a Dante lemme touch ur amazing Dick

by Shvkks July 14, 2022