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2nd Degree Burn

Used to describe when you salt or insult a person with red hair Ginger since ther red hair resembles "fire" which means they are already being or have been Burnt or Insulted

A Dude: OMG I FORGOT THEIR WAS A TEST TODAY! I DIDNT STUDY
Ginger: Cool it Bro.

A dude: COOL IT? YOUR THE ONE ON FIRE
kid from back of room : 2nd Degree burn!
ginger burn salt 2nd degree scortchepic winfunny red head

by Elevendyhundred October 19, 2010


douchebaggery in the 3rd degree

This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye

Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)

*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.

by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015


3rd Degree Murder

3rd degree murder is a murder without intent to kill someone.
Also 3rd degree murder is a thing we all should legalize

"Legalize 3rd degree murders" "Fuck i commited a 3rd degree murder"

by sybaumfz January 10, 2023


5 degrees of separation

In today's hyper connected world, 6 degrees of seperation is somewhat outdated. If your online and using sites like Facebook, Bebo, Okurt or Myspace (or multiples of them) you're only 5 steps away from everyone in the world not 6.

After talking to Conner at the party for awhile, Hannah realized she recognized him from a comment he left on her friend's Facebook wall. 5 degrees of separation in the flesh.

by avant/chi fan January 15, 2009

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1st Degree Gay

The grand daddy of all gayness, the low male that will suck receive and give. This male is prone to being transgendered or cross dressing as well as having blogs that no one gives a hoot about. If you are 3rd degree gay you may need to see a doctor to see if your prostate is still there.

1st degree gayness is the Mount Everest of gay

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

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45 Degrees

A lazy co-worker that is always leaning (at 45 degrees) on something while everyone else is working.

Travis is leaning again. Man that guy is one lazy motherfucker. He's always at a 45 degree angle. We shall call him "45 Degrees".

by Nojunkinthattrunk July 24, 2011

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sex degrees of separation

When two people who know each other have engaged in sexual activity with the same person.

You slept with Peter too? OMG, sex degrees of separation!

by thegirlcanwrite July 28, 2010

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