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A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes
There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again
He is a good person he is a cheezit He is a duck and he concernd about if someone gets hit in the nuts.
Dexter Ortiz is a good person
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Buying lots of worthless items and in coincidence, said worthless item goes up in value and demand, making you a profit. This phrase is named after Timothy Dexter, who was known for being stupid and taking bad advice to buy or send useless items that was meant to make him poor, but ended up making him a profit due to coincidence of high demand. This phrase comes from Sam O’Nellas Academy where he said “demands went way up, dexters laughing.” video on Timothy Dexter when describing the event where he bought lots of whale bone and then coincidentally, mean wearing corsets became a big thing in France, therefore causing him to get a huge profit.
Person 1: “I just bought a bunch of Blockbuster gift cards for pennies and in a dumb found if luck, shortly after, Blockbuster gift cards went up in value.”
Person 2: “Dexter’s Laughing”
When a girl at your school that gets around starts flirting with you
There’s this girl at my school that’s dextering me
The ability to look at an enormous amount of unrelated items and mentally plan an order for said items. The uncanny ability to organize, pack, or stack contents of a closet, garage, house or refrigerator in such a way that space is most optimally used. A talent associated with a high mathematical aptitude as well as a broad understanding of spatial awareness. Root word- "Tetris." Originated from popular game of same name, and coined by famous writer M.L.S.
1."Thanks to Tony's tetritial dexterity, we were able to fit the entire contents of her house into only one moving truck."
2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."
he is a nigardly bastard child
Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style