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The act of a man inserting his penis into another mans foreskin.
Man last night we were cock-docking like the soyuz at the International space station.
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The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.
Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"
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Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.
They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.
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When two men are unable to perform the act of docking due to both men having "the chop", a docking sleeve is used. This "sleeve" somewhat resembles a chinese finger-trap.
David and Richard both had the chop, so they bought themselves a docking sleeve, and docked the night away.
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The act act of one man rolling back his foreskin and allow another man to roll his foreskin over the first mans exposed penis head. the first man then rolls his foeskin overtop the other forseskin effectively locking the 2 penises together in a chineeese finger trap connection.
Matt and Damon got stuck in a double docking scenario where all peaople involved had a very good time.
refer also to docking
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The act of inserting a pink sock into another pink sock.
Clay Aiken and Lance Base had to go to the hospital to undo their sock dock.
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Similar to docking (an activity undertaken by gay men involving placing the ends of their penises together and folding the foreskin over the top) but undertaken by certain members of the armed forces, normally when they are bored. Power docking is when two men who have "docked" tape their penises together and then have a fight! Just for the banter.
Holy crap, those sick sons of bitches got so bored they resorted to power docking!
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