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This question is used to ask if a woman has died her hair. It is often used to find out the natural hair colour of a person.
Bob "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Alice "Yes but not the upholstery"
Bob "..."
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A Secret Code to find a hostage mole
Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.
Max: Hey, me too!
Sam: Sorry I asked.
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it means does the hair on your head match your pubes
*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"
*ginger says*
" no my pubes are black not red"
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A pair of dirty n' dusty lamb leggings or aka pastrami drapes which in this case i refer to as "Dusty Drapes"
Hey girl better get started on that spring cleaning downstairs because you've got them there dusty drapes hanging low like a tired dogs face.
Cattle Drapes are a lot like "Beef Curtains" They're a name for the most heinous, tattered, frayed, stained, busted and discolored pussy lips in existence. If a woman has Cattle Drapes before she turns 65 she obviously is amazing in bed. Don't let the wreckage of her box fool you. Those Cattle Drapes separate, allow you in and then they rejoin themselves to each other around the shape of your cock. It's pretty amazing and can cause instant ejaculation if you're not used to the airtight seal the Drapes make around your cock whether thrusting forward or retracting, full shaft, sans the helmet, backed out of the meaty, visually baffling vagina, then slammed back in.
Most people love a nice set of Beef Curtains but it's the Cattle Drapes that fill you up and leave you fully satisfied.
You must be 18 to ride this face. C'mon teenyboppers, move along with your Cattle Drapes.
Local term for one who has experienced the taste of sausage just by a small peck or tongue testing but not actually consuming the entire load.
You know, I don't think Dave has ever sucked one, but I bet he had em drapped-akross his chin a few times.