Jimmy Failing

To fail like Jimmy Fallon.

This comedian is totally Jimmy Failing!!! Get off the stage!!

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Raven fail

When someone who's been chatting in a chat room suddenly exits, due to hitting the exit button or similar by accident, and then enters only a few seconds after.

Originates from a time when WhiteRaven, a member at www.tuomas-holopainen.com, suddenly exited the Tuomas-chat on the page, and then entered only seconds later, several times on the same day, someday in December 2010. The term has been used by people in the chat room ever since.

Abbreviation: "Raven"

"Alex did a Raven fail, haha", "Sorry, I did a Raven" :p

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asian fail

Getting a test score below 90%.

With the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.

Usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).

1:
Girls talking:

girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!

girl 2(asian): omg!! that's soo bad!!

girl 3(white): *sighs* asian fail...


2:
girl 1(asian):my mum's gonna kill - i got real shit on my test!!!

girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score EVER!!! we've sooo failed...

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first fail

First fail is when a person posting a comment on a website posts the word "first", but actually misses first place because someone else posts a more meaningful comment a split second before them.

Blog Comments:
someperson: nice blog. thanks for the post, very informative.
firstfailperson: FIRST!!!!!!!!!
anotherperson: lol, first fail.

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Fractal Fail

A fail at every conceivable level of resolution. Zooming in on any part of the fail reveals just as much fail as the entity of the whole.

Fractal fail comes after quantum fail, but before universal fail.

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scam fail

Usually, in video games like Growtopia, or even Pixel Worlds, or even Fortnite, this is an event where the scammer, the obnoxiousnoob forgets to block an entrance, or even try locking a door, OR he might get kicked from a world from dropping his stuff, by you, the victim who either got scammed an item less than the amount you stole from him.

The scammer sets up the world, and eventually doesn't realize he's gonna get scam failed.

You: A drop game? How awful.
Scammer: Yeah. DROP NOW.
You: *Drops a World Lock
Scammer: *Kicks you
You: NO FUCKING WAY. I WANT A REMATCH!!!!
Scammer: Okay then... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: *Asks the scammer a million questions, including to unlock a few doors, and unblock the 'prize'.
You: Can you leave?
Scammer: Sure...
Scammer: *Leaves world
You: *Thinks 'This is my chance to get my stuff back...'
You: *Grabs the prize
*The scammer comes back, and looks concerned
Scammer: WTR, FK1N6 NI0OB G1V3 ME BAK MY WLZ
You: No. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

fail-magnet

1: an individual who chronically fails; always manages to somehow fail at everything in life
2: usually an unpopular or uncoordinated square-esque character

Colin: Hey sexy.. WHO DIED!?! :D
Jennifer: My mom, you fail-magnet