funnel cake

When a woman is really hot. But, her face is always sticky...

Dude, that chick is hot, and she loves to give head, what a funnel cake.

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Russian funnel

When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!

Hey sexy wanna come round and fuck followed by a Russian funnel?

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Dick Funnelling

The act of cock blocking all but one selected party, for greater success.

He was "Dick Funnelling" all night to help his buddy score that girl who was getting was too much attention.

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funnel caking

to hang with a friend in a hippie truck while wearing matching denim jackets its not sexual stop youre sinning youre all going to hell

clyde we should go funnel caking im so bored

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Rape funnel

"A big hole in the ground on worms" - Where the landscape has been formed into a pit in which any grenades fired into will roll to the bottom where any worms will inevitably be ruined.

forts on worms (the video game), the opposing team has destroyed the landscape and made a pit where some of the players are collected, they can fire grenades into this pit and easily kill off enemies, hence they're going to get raped and are in a rape funnel!

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Funnel Face

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.

Girl..he gave me some funnel face last night that was out of this world!

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spunk funnel

the anal cavity or arse

i had a good shag last night shelet me blow my spuds up he/his spunk funnel.

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