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From 30 Rock:
Jack: Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him, because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers’ mind grapes.
Liz: That doesn’t even make sense.
Jack: No, it doesn’t, does it. I wrote it down in the middle of the night.
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Tracy (to writers): What else is on my mind grapes?
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Tracy (to Kenneth): I got something on my mind grapes I need to talk to you about.
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A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.
Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.
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Old Suffolk slang for testicles
I just put my scrote grapes on Laurie's face
If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.
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The hot girl at Planet Fitness that drips her sweat on the tootsie rolls to give them the delicious grape flavor.
Tastes grape flavored tootsie rolls... yep, a grape queen has been here.
Someone go back there and make me some grape drank.
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A goal or object that looked really desirable from a distance, but not worth the cost close up. From grapes that looked good on the vine , but proved rotten when eaten-ed. The opposite of sour grapes.
How's the new computer? Rotten grapes, and it's going back.
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