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Capitalism doesen't always reward only the most capable people.
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a rich person, who is famous for being rich, started the dumbest trend, the "Dog Accessories", she is just like every other young, celebrity, partyer, she is ugly and too skinny, I wouldn't touch her with a 50 foot pole, she is loose and easy
Just like at a hotel, you bring your own sheets and blankets becuase you don't know who was just in there
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A slut, who looks alot like pamela aderson with no titties
Bob: Was that pamela aderson?
Bill: No she has no titties, that paris hilton. dumbass
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when one farts in another's mitten.
brought forth by the famous tmz video where someone reads paris's hate mail to her and one person said paris hilton is liek a fart in a mitten, you know it's there and you can't get rid of it.
*girl puts on mitten* "this mitten fuckin' stanks and it's warm. who Paris Hiltoned my mitten?
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A self-absorbed, narcissistic, shallow, materialistic, stupid, uneducated, fake, racist whore who happens to have money.
People are so dumb, they actually idolize that Paris Hilton whore.
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paris hilton is coming to town!
To the tune of "Santa Clause is coming to town"
She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy.
She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why.
Paris Hilton's Coming to town.
She'll take off from the "Simple Life".
She'll tape you both when you sleep.
You won't want her to be your wife.
Cause man can she be cheap.
Oh,She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy.
She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why.
Paris Hilton's coming to town
She's takin your friends, and doin them twice.
You better believe she's setting a price.
Paris Hilton's Coming.
Boy, is Paris Cumming.
Paris Hilton's Coming to town!
everything paris hilton does is an example.
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Easily the most annoying celebrity out there;
Random 12 year old: "Paris Hilton is my idol."
Me: *punch in face*
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