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an over-achieving little prick that has no talent whatsoever.
he's-err she-I DONT KNOW, i will just call it justin bieber.
justin bieber sings his version of rap and pop music, gets slutty girls to follow him, paid usher to talk to him, and some other bullshit.
hey look, its a girl! and a ugly one at the least.
no, its just justin bieber.
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Justin Bieber is a talentless loser with no life. He is a plain haired, buck toothed, high pitched, dick fucking faggot who represents the acne on the face of the vast musical culture. He is a 16 year old homosexual that sounds like a 6 year old girl. Honestly, I used to sound like him until I turned 5 years old. He TRIES to black and pretends to skateboard but is really on wires 24:7. Overall, he's a talentless loser, yet some how fan girls think his hair makes him handsome and talented. He will NEVER even be SOMEWHAT decent musician OR actor OR a person.
I used to sound like Justin Bieber until I turned 5 Years Old.
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A lovely, caring 16 year old singer. He is grounded by his sudden success. Don't hate on him ... but don't worship him. Let him be.
Justin Bieber
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a boy, who sings like a girl... somehow all of the girls love him.
girl justin bieber
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1. The act of kicking a male between the legs with enough force to cause the pitch of their voice to raise as high as a prepubescent girl's, or Justin Bieber's voice.
1. Get over here, or I'll Justin Bieber you!
2. My ex Justin Bieber'd me.. it was the most embarrassing moment ever.
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a 16 year old pop/R&B singer. he's from Stradford, Ontario (Canada), and became discovered off of YouTube, by a male manager named Scooter Braun, who then introduced him into Usher. Justin Bieber is signed to Island Records. he has two albums: MY WORLD, and MY WORLD 2.0. (MY WORLD 2.0. is the highest scoring album on the charts by an independent male singer, since Stevie Wonder in 1963!!!) he has 17 songs total, and all of them except for one (down to earth) is talking about love for a girl. justin claims to have started dating at age 13, but he still hasn't found "the one".... but hey, he's 16, he still has a lot of life ahead of him!!
Date of Birth: March 1st 1994
Lisa: hey, have you heard of this song called "baby"?? i heard its by the Jonas Brothers..
Kristy: no, that's by "Justin Bieber".....
Lisa: who's "Justin Bieber"???
Kristy: haha!!! The next big thing!!!
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1) The act of being the biggest poser on Earth.
2) Having an extremely high voice.
3) Having an extremely annoying voice.
4) Being insanely undersized for your age (He's 16 years old (almost 17), 5'1 tall ,and weighs 110 lbs.).
5) Having no muscle what-so-ever (At least Taylor Lautner is pretty ripped and he's only 1 year older that Justin Bieber!).
6) Being loved only for your looks.
7) Only having fans from the northern US and parts of Eastern Canada who are little girls that are bullied ages 9-12.
8) Being ridiculed for being his fan. (Including girls).
9) Being EXTREMELY unpopular for liking him or even listening to him even if you are a girl.
10) Having no skateboarding skill what-so-ever. (Refer to 1).
11) Having no friends
12) Being EXTREMELY weak (Refer to 5).
13) Having ZERO straight male fans.
14) Having abnormaly small genitalia.
14) The act of only being marketed because unpopular girls ages 9-12 buy his music because of his looks. (Usher and company invested in him because they only want to make a quick buck. They continue to advertise him because, again, unpopular girls will buy his music becasue he is cute thus bringing Usher and company large amounts of money.)
15) The act of bringing extreme disgrace to your country.
Unpopular girl: OMG Justin Bieber is SOOOO HAWT!!
Popular girl: Dude shut up, he's not hot because he has no muscle and sounds like a little girl. By the way do you have any friends? Your gonna be SO, SO, SO unpopular right away if you don't stop liking him, wait, you already are!! Hahahaha! Plus he's NEVER going to date you!!! Get a life!!!
Popular guy: I could own him in skateboarding any day because he is a poser.
Kind of popular girl: I'm gonna stop liking him because i want to go to parties and be popular.
Popular girl: Good idea!! The only people who like him are girls who can't get a real guy so they think in their own fantasies they can get with him but he won't like any of his fans because they are all ugly girls! Hot girls think he's a fag.
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