Arrow in the Knee

The only prerequisite for becoming a guard in the land of Skyrim. It doesn't matter on what your previous occupation was, if you took a arrow in the knee then you got the job.

The job requires you to guard the town and inform everyone you meet that you took a arrow in the knee.

"I use to be a (insert previous occupation here) like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

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Bees' Knees

Slang that originates from America in the 1920's. Similar to today's cool.It expresses a state of excellence in an item or action, but generally not a person.

Try flavored yogurt; it's the bees' knees!

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knee pit

The pit of your knee... (behind the knee cap... where it bends... yeah)

My knee pit's name is edward!

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knee-slapper

a joke that is so silly that in order to handle it you must slap your knee

Rick told me the best knee-slapper yesterday.

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carpet knees

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

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knee-grows

the reason black people are so tall

Q: why is everybody so tall in basketball?
A: it's mostly because their knee-grows.

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drop-knee

A body-boarding style where you are down on one knee while riding the wave.

"He is the drop-knee pro of the world."

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