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When you koala hang of your man to make him cum inside you
He wanted to pull out but I was koala hanging and he had no chance
One of many statues commisioned by the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary around the year 2015 and painted by artist Kate Clarke and Bernadette Wallace. These statues can be found around Gold Coast, the last sighting of the Mario Koala was outside a Timezone by popular Youtuber Polygon Donut around 26 July, 2023. The Mario koala is often moved around so using the last sighting is the best way to find the mystical being.
A: "So, have you seen the Mario Koala around here?"
B: "Yeah, we found him outside of a Timezone."
A term to describe a poor looking female vagina.
"Geez mate her box was messy, looked like a gutted koala"
A Pancake Koala is roadkill that his been hit and run over more than once, to the point the original animal is no longer identifiable.
That Pancake Koala has been laying on the side of the ride for a few days.
When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.
We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.
When someone leaps onto another person, from behind, holding onto their back with their arms and legs.
Koala-bearing
Girl 1: ugh he's so hot i just wanna koala bear him!
Girl 2: go for it, girl!!
Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.
Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it