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The way your genitals feel when you have to pull your underwear up quickly in the middle of a hot, wet sex session to avoid being caught.
My girlfriend and I are sitting here with hot lettuce since my mom came home early.
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"Alex got some fresh lettuce today. He must've just got his hair cut yesterday."
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Synonym for "salad dressing".
A sauce applied to lettuce and other greens. Word usually used during moments of extreme idiocy.
Can someone pass the... erm... lettuce-sauce?
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A lettuce muncher is a vegan. But not just any old kind, no the worst of the worst. Getting called a lettuce muncher is a pure insult. A lettuce muncher are the kinds of vegan that protest in the streets saying shit like ‘it’s not food, it’s violence’. Lettuce munchers are a pest to society and need to be taken away.
Fuckin’ lettuce munchers protesting shit again!
Someone give that lettuce muncher a steak, it might put some sense into em’!
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A tasty snack that grows in between your toes.
THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEBODY ELSES foot lettuce.
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The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.
Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
"I just got some surprise lettuce in my quesadilla, yum!"
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Term used for when a woman has plastic/reconstructive surgery of her labia, to reduce the external excess skin.
Look at that pussy! She needs a lettuce cut!
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