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Blonde, gregarious, tenacious, super quick wit and f'in SEXY as no other!! ~ML is athletic, doesn't take crap from anyone and her energy can blow you away. She can be intimidating, but has a very big heart and loves to help others. But an absolute wildcat in bed with a booty- ass that J'Lo would be envious of. Creative, and FUNNY! And can bust out 80's dance moves like a Janet Jackson back-up dancer.
"That ass on Merri Lou is so FINE, that Venus De Milo's ass needs to be replaced with it!"
"OMG, Merri Lou wore me OUT last night!"
"Oh, I think I just pulled a Merri Lou doing the Moonwalk!"
-extremely and unneeded gaslighting to another person.
-manipulation
-favorite phase”thats a dick”meaning that girl is a man
- yo bro look at this girl,
-girl? Nigga that’s a dick!!
-you really gone Pull a Lou
She's a good friend who will be always here for you when you need her help or anything else. She's really pretty and kind. If you wanna be her boyfriend that will be difficult because she is gay.
oh look at this pretty girl with a big gay flag on his head she's probably a Lou-Ann.
She’s a bad bitch, but also very sweet. Betty-Lou is the kind of person who is friends with anyone, those unfortunate enough to not know her, wish they did because everyone else is constantly talking about how amazing she is. Not only does she have a great personality, she also excels academically, getting the highest average in every class she takes, this mixture of brains, beauty, and personality can make her difficult to approach because, “how could she ever like a simpleton like me?” (A real quote from someone who knew a Betty-Lou). However, if you ever manage to gather the balls to speak to her, you’ll immediately feel at home with her kind and good natured personality (unless she hates, in which case you will most likely feel very uncomfortable as she has the wrath of gods). If she decided to like you and you manage to get invited inside her house, you will be greeted with the delicious smells of her homemade meals, which are so well seasoned you’ll be calling her mommy in no time. In conclusion, if you know a Betty-Lou, 9 out of 10 times she’s your best friend, and the person you’d call to help you dispose of a dead body.
Person #1: “this chicken is better than sex!”
Person #2: “oh that’s because Betty-Lou made it”
Person #1: “mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry.”
Person #1: “I dont know if I’ve ever met a sexy hufflepuff”
Person #2 “you OBVIOUSLY have NOT met Betty-Lou”
An intermediate-level 1980s rock'n'roll derived dance, most popular among girls with big butts.
I find girls who can lanny lou dance very attractive.
When a man comes home to his wife/girlfriend shitfaced wearing a used condom after forgetting to take it off from a prior sexual escapade.
Drunk Johnny pulled a the dirty Lou by giving his mistress a shot and forgot to take off his dirty rubber therefore getting caught by his wife when he got home.
Amy-Lou is a kind beautiful girl who deserves the world. She loves to laugh and can cheer you up any day of the week. If you have an Amy-Lou in your life then don’t loose her as you’ll regret it. Overall Amy-Lou is the best friend you could have and your lucky if you find one.