sloppy lube

When the lubrication is just so exquisite that your bed turns into a waterbed. It is sloppy because the fluids are going everywhere and splatter your picture of your mother and father whom died in a car crash.

The sloppy lube made my room moist for a whole week.

Lube bomb

Posting a selfie with a bottle of sexual lubricant in the background.

Photo bombing with sexual lubricant.

Sisters, don't lube bomb your facebook profile.

Lube tube

Lube tube is the female version of a douchebag. Usually identifiable by the wearing of uggs and a northface. If wearing sweatpants too, then definitely a lube tube.

While walking around the mall I saw a whole pack of Lube Tube's.

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lube job

The act of lubricating a vagina with semen.

I gave your momma a lube job this morning before I went to work.

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Lube Sock

A sock designated for masturbation

I got tired of cleaning up after jerking off with tissue; I decided to start using a Lube Sock.

Why is this sock so crusty and yellow?
-Oh, it's just one of my Lube socks.

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Spit Lube

The act of using ones spit as a lubricant, mostly used by pornstars and desperate people.

Damian had no lubricant, so he used a bit of spit lube and frigged away.

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woodside lube

jerking off with any lubricant possible

i jerked off with woodside lube yesturday

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