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A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).
“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”
A mixed beverage with espresso ☕️ and baileys.
I'd like a ghetto espresso martini, please.
When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
When you ejaculate and both semen and urine come out.
Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
When she finishes pegging you and then she urinates in your anus
Tammy my butthole is throbbing.
Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!
Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.
He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.
This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.
Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.
Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken