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When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob, and you wake up the next day with tiny cuts on your dick.
Dayum, that bitch with braces gave me a Chain Saw Massacre II last night
The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.
I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.
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a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.
all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.
Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
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The Columbine High School massacre was a school shooting that occurred on April 20, 1999, at Columbine High School in Columbine, an unincorporated area of Jefferson County, Colorado, U.S. (Wikipedia)
Date: April 20, 1999
Location: Columbine High School, Colorado, United States
Total number of deaths: 15 (including both perpetrators)
Shooters: Dylan Klebold, Eric Harris
Perpetrators: Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold
Weapons: TEC-9, Hi-Point Carbine, Knife
Columbine High School Massacre was a Devastating Event, taking away 15 lives, including those of the perpetrators. It was found, nonetheless, that the perpetrators, Dylan Kebold and Eric Harris, were depressed and constantly bullied at school.
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The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.
"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."
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When the Boston Red Sox get completely demolished by the New York Yankees.
Did you see the Boston Red Sox Massacre last night?