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A type of cancer caused by being inbreeding.
If you reproduce with your relatives, you're kid is going to become a morgz (a.k.a disease) and you're going to get the cancer morgz mum.
ONG, ON MUMMYS LIFE, ON PATS LIFE, ON MY LIFE, NO CAP, I SWEAR ON MY TURTLES LIFE
I just aborted a foetus lmao dragged mums
Bart just burnt his hand on my grill and then he got his knee amputated dragged mums
Lukes's mum is a sea creature who gets passed around Chelmsford college and has a sweet tooth for Regan and his massive schlong.
Lukes mum is a fat 100 Tonne whore
A woman, mainly a persons mother, who passes the time wandering dark ally ways, giving oral stimulation to homeless men for "silly loose change", prostituting herself, brainstorming ever-failing schemes, eating lemon muffins, and dancing the samba.. She also likes playing boggle! These woman are generally ellusive (hiding in the shadows) and can only be drawn out by jingling change (but sometimes jingling keys may fool a mackys mum into presenting herself)
Dang it man, mackys mums gone loopy and climbed a tree again
A new mother from the Clacton/Jaywick area typically but can be from any location that gets pregnant by 15 years old with a boy at least 2 years older, by the time the baby shoots out of her legs only halfway into teenage years, she is already out clubbing totally forgetting the existence of her son, leaving him at home.
John "hey see faith"
Luke " yeah what about her "
John "she's only going out drinking leaving her two-month-old baby at home"
Luke " Just another Clacton mum ain't she"
When your mother gives you a dumbass reason for something.
For example:
Jack: My mum told me to get a job last week so I got a paperound. When I got home one night from it she had a go at me and told me I can't do a paperound.
Matt: Why?
Jack: Because 'She's my parent and I must bow to her every ass-faced command'
Matt: Sounds like Mum Logic to me.
the best response to any question. can be used on numerous occasions including insulting someone, an answer to a question you dont know the answer for, just for the hell of it or in concjuntion with a sentence. NB: it is important to find out about the status of the other person mother i.e. if something upsetting happened to her etc so no true insult is caused. P.S. the only people who WILL get really insulted then are silly or stupid and dont understand it is a joke and think you are really out to insult their family...
Percy: S'cuse me you've got something on your face.
Pat: Your mum's got something on her face.
Percy: okkkk... I havent got anyone to go to Prom with.
Pat: I'm going with your mum.
Percy: stop saying your mum!
Pat: your mum
Percy: your face!
Pat: *silence*
Randomer: Percy dude that was harsh!
Percy: sorry Pat your actually really pretty, will you go to Prom with me?
Pat: I already told you i'm going with your mum!
Teacher: Percy stop talking in my lesson. Whats the answer to question 4?
Percy: Your mum?
Teacher: DETENTION! (note the inappropriate last use here where percy just doesnt know where to stop or how the phrase is used...note Pats master skills FYI she doesnt reall want to go to prom with percys mum duh!)
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