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Noah

Noah is an absolute TURKEY, with bare hoes. Noah is an absolute player and loves to watch Netflix while he's on facetime with you. Even though Noah makes you put up with all of his bullshit. He is extremely kind and easy to talk to, as well he is hella cute and attractive. Noah likes to do stupid shit that he knows he shouldn't do, he loves to get himself in trouble and break rules.

Woah Noah is being such a turkey

by Soccer4life⚽️ July 15, 2019


Noah

Noah is the greatest guy in the world. The typical Noah is tall and wears mostly tshirts and hoodies. He has an amazing sense of humour and can make anyone laugh. It's not hard to tell that Noah is extremely intelligent. He's also attractive in every way possible. Noah views himself as annoying, but he is the complete opposite. He's an amazing person to be around, and he can get along with just about anyone. Did I mention he's REALLY hot? He is. Noah is the perfect guy.

Unfortunately, the only person who realised all this before he turned 16 is his girlfriend who is not good enough for him. Noah deserves better, but he doesn't know that because he thinks he's garbage. Nobody really knows why he thinks this because he can get practically anyone to date him.

In conclusion, if you find a Noah that's single, dedicate all of your effort into trying to date him. Trust me, it'll be worth it.

"Why the hell is Noah dating her?"
"I wish I was dating a Noah."
"Since when was Noah so hot?!?"

by That one clingy chick December 1, 2018


Noah

Guy who built a huge wooden box called the ark.

Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something

by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020


noah

he went to nationals in his elementary school chess game. that's it.

Noah also attended table tennis.

by peoplecallmemiaitssad January 2, 2021


Noah

A big dickhead who can also be a good mate. Most of them are sound some ar not but what can you do

Oi noah

What

by Tomr123 January 15, 2019


Noah

Noah is good looking but can be mean to the people he gets close to and will end up pushing them away but he is playful and fun to be around.

Who is this guy he’s such a girl magnent must be a Noah

by Greyssssfan April 23, 2018

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Noah

Noah is an amazing but sometimes intolerable person. He can be rude at times but doesn’t know it, but has an amazing sense of humour with adorable eyes. Noah’s usually tend to keep their hair organized. And are mostly smart but athletic and strong. Noah’s usually hang around the ladies but sometimes they can be found around some not so nice people. Noah’s usually have friends who can be mean so they can keep their self esteem low. They try to help wherever they can and like to do it. Noah’s usually have the girls falling over right when they see him, but they mainly try not to acknowledge it. Noah’s are very sensible but usually try to never show their emotions unless they are private with a very trusted friend. Noah’s don’t usually share secrets so you are lucky to know a Noah’s secrets. If you know a Noah keep him dear to your heart and never let him go.

Girl: hey do you see that boy? What’s his name.
Girl 2: he’s new in town his name is Noah.
Girl: he has the most adorable eyes in the world!!!
Girl 2: yes but he’s mine so back off.

by Whatismyusernamegoingtobe? January 10, 2018

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