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They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.
I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.
Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww
Mouth Oatmeal is raw oatmeal with saliva substituting for the water/milk you’d mix it with.
“Yo Dave we got any water? I wanna eat this oatmeal.”
“Nah, we gotta eat mouth oatmeal”
one who's physical appearance may be hot, but is actually boring as all hell and nobody really likes them. Even if they may be good for your heart but dear god at what cost??
Yeah, I would have gone out with him, but under that hunkieness he's just another oatmeal kid.
Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)
Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.
Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.
I hate to be the one to ask, but what the fuck is oatmeal?
someone who is so stupid you start to wonder if their brain is full of oatmeal
person 1-Maybeinsert conspiracy theory actually is true
person 2-no that's just stupid
person 1-omg what do you know?!
person 2-fucking Oatmeal people...