Semen on a Saltine Cracker.
My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.
17π 9π
when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster
chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking
6π 2π
The act of slurping seemen from one's hand as if eating an expensive oyster.
I gave my girlfriend the old wellfleet oyster for her birthday.
6π 2π
When a black male stick his testicle in a womans anus.
"my nuts smells cuz i gave that bitch a black oyster"
6π 2π
When you have a large/fat vagina or pubic mound.
She had a juicy oyster bag. I could slurp that up raw!
A fancier way of saying human testicles.
My sister kicked me in the california oysters.
A female who has a βtangy odorβ from not washing her cooter
Carrie smells like a land oyster