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When a lady is formally sitting with legs reclined and proceeds to spill a drink in her lap causing the necessary squeezing of her legs to prevent penetration of liquids to the seating surface beneath.
I almost spilled my wine on the couch but my vagina pool saved the day.
rose reservoir
Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.
Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?
Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.
Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.
Jim: I signed that, too.
The intense need for food one gets after swimming for a while. Comparable to munchies after smoking weed due to it's sudden and urgent nature.
I had some insane pool munchies after a nice dip in the water so I ate a box of cereal
A British Songwriter and Singer......
happens also that Karen Poole is the most beautiful, Wonderful, Smart, Funny, Sexy and all around how they say "A 10". She is highly involved in everything she does and seems to always be in control. She is overall Amazing in every aspect. Also tends to say things that are Extremely funny even though she tottaly meant it. ;)
Guy 1-"Hey you seen Karen Poole?"
Guy 2-"Pft... I could dream..."
Guy 1-"I was talking about the singer..."
Is a guy who doesn’t cut his toenails and lets them get mad long. Then hops in your above-ground pool and cutting the “liner” with his toenails and making the pool leak.
Yo did you hear? Chucky Conway is the new “Pool Ruiner” his long toenails cut my boy’s liner ruining his pool!
Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.
She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.
1) A small pool about 10 feet in diameter usually used for small children
2) When a male ejaculates on a woman's or man's belly button and then proceeds to slap his penis on the belly button, creating a splashing effect.
1) I went to Wal*Mart to pick up the kiddie pool.
2) I gave my girlfriend a kiddie pool last night and stained the sheets.
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