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A creature of exquisite power. She is always kind, always there, and she's always down to fight your 9th grade boyfriend. Her favorite past times are kissing dead baby birds and eating hamburgers. She is brilliant.
Man: Who is that?
Woman: That radiant beast? That's an Anna Porter.
To kick someone’s butt in a verbal sparring match, like the Congresswoman of the same name
Wow, Anthony Fauci just Katie Portered that slimy Rand Paul.
To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.
"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.
I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered
Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android
Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered
Big and Sexy, and might just start on varsity.
That dude is a wyatt porter nicks. Oh, he starts on varisty? HE IS A WYATT PORTER NICKS!!!