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A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.
"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"
The moments after sex when a woman’s body shakes from having intercourse. Can last up to 20 minutes
OMG girl! I had the lady quakes after Tyron last night! I couldn’t stop shaking!
The moment during sex when you climax and a can full of cigarette butts topples off the headboard, crashing onto your partner's face like a filthy volcanic eruption.
"Bro, it was all going great until I pulled an Ash-quake. She's not texting back."
the fluttering of the vaginas lips against a mans face during orgasm
dude, you should have felt that clam quake she had. it shook the rafters.
A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.
Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.
A disaster when a hurricane hits then a earthquake hits with it
*Random person* How can a hurricane and earthquake happen all together?
*Me* you call that a hurri-quake