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A Celtic ring that symbolizes love, friendship and loyalty. The two hands symbolize friendship, the heart, love; and the crown, loyalty. If worn on the right hand with the heart facing away from the wearer, this declares the wearer "foot-loose and fancy-free." Right hand with the heart toward the wearer means "spoken for." When worn on the left hand with the heart facing away from the wearer it means "betrothed" and with the heart facing the wearer, "wed."
"I'm going to go hit on that sexy red-headed chick!"
"Dude, better not, see that Claddaugh ring? It means she's taken..."
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a ring that boys give to girls that show they want to marry them in the future. doesn’t matter how long they will wait. they are happy with them and want to be with them forever.
boy: “I’ll give you this promise ring to show you I am here by your side forever”
girl: “I love you!”
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Intense burning sensation when you take a turd. Usually caused after a hot curry, heavy night out on the piss or just the squits.
Apparently Jims still got 3rd degree ring burn!
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a prostitution business, usually in a large city, where hookers are brought in from other cities to work for a few weeks or maybe months, then they leave town and are replaced by other women, and so on and so on
There is a new Asian prostitution ring in town, with high quality and reasonable prices
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a ring with a noticeably large clear stone (real or fake) placed on the ring finger of the left hand to look like an engagement ring with the purpose of keeping away men at bars
She wore her drinking ring to the bar to keep the erieites from hitting on her
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When you sprinkle bread crumbs on a sweaty asshole and then you proceed to fuck them in the ass. The result is the scent of onion rings coming from the asshole.
Last night, my girlfriend asked me if I would like to do the onion ring!
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1. The Lord of the Rings...
An epic fantasy novel written half a century ago by J.R.R. Tolkien otherwise known as John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. It carries on after his famous work, The Hobbit. The Lord of the Rings is divided into three parts - The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King.
The story of how Tolkien wrote his epic adventure is quite unique and his works are very inspiring to millions aroud the world.
2. The Lord of the Rings has been adapted into movies. The more memorable and accurate adaption being Peter Jackson's theatrical trilogy, released from 2001-2003. His films took home dozens of awards including Golden Globes, and many Oscars Academy Awards.
1. ~"I am going to read Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy this summer."
~"Oh... Okay... You do that."
2. ~"I've seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy 87 consecutive times."
~"No wonder your so pale.."
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