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A blow job from your grandmother.
She gave me a hardcore sloppy rocker.
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When consuming marijuana, one may load a very large amount of the drug into what is called a 'bowl'. If properly inserted, the marijuana should be as packed in as possible(allowing airflow) and be close to over flowing. This is a wonderful thing for a person to do especially if smoking out another fellow stoner.
M - "Whats up mayne"
A- "Chillin' fool, where you at?"
M - "At Q-Tipz loadin a bowl in the new bong azz ole
A - "What?! New bong?! Lemme come over and rip that shit, I'll load two fatass rim rockers.."
M - "Hurry the fuck up!"
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“Crazy how much better you get treated by a woman after she finds out you got a hearty womb rocker 🥲” — Cheeba
This style includes usually skinny jeans, t-shirts, flat brimmed hats, Wayfarer/Aviator styled sunglasses, gauges, and the listening to of rock music.
"Hey man, i like that swag you got there."
"Naa man, its rocker swag, one step above regular swag."
That one nut in every social group who drank so deeply from the nipple of madness that they vomit puns all over the place (see off his rocker), sometimes even going so far as to put themselves and others in physical danger for a pun.
If you get cancer they will be the first to make a crappy joke about your horoscope, if your asshole landlord kicks you out for "getting raccoons high in the stairwell" or some bullshit he's right there with a pun about homelessness.
Far from recoiling from the negative reactions of others, the pun rocker wears them as a badge of honor, evidence of a "job well pun".
Mark: "You know what's fucking intense? A camping holiday with your pimp"
Rob: "STFU Mark we literally just got stabbed by a pimp in a camper van!"
Mark: "Never! Within me flows the blood of a pun rocker! Actually it flows out of me too..."
A gayass motherfucker who will make you laugh so hard you pee your pants
Rocker Aguilar you gayass motherfucker!
A smelly kid in everyone's Middle, Junior High, or High School who was always had greasy hair, smelled from about a block away and was always seen wearing a Metallica, Ozzy, Def Leppard, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Whitesnake, Poison, Deep Purple or other T-Shirt of the like. Typically wearing it for one week straight at the least.
Fox: You remember Matt Sanders, right?
Aaron: Who that Bum Rocker?
Myles: Yeah, the waste of time?
Fox: Yeah, well he's a total Otaku now.
Myles: Ugh! Don't remind me!