Double Shovel

The Double shovel is a sex maneuver that is used when the vagina is to tight to fit your penis into. It is performed by using both hands to widen the opening of the vagina allowing you to enter.

Guy 1: Dude, you fucked April? I heard she was a virgin.
Guy 2: Yeah man, I had to use the double shovel to get in her.

Shovel Trout

An ugly troll that lives in Buttermilk Acres!!

Josh, stop being a damn shovel trout!!

shovel punch

the rude awakeninig hangover. it actually wakes you up in the morning because of the pain between your eyes. like being shoveled to the face.

does anybody have any vitamin IB, i totally got shovel punched this morning?

Shovel Justice

To carry out revenge with a shovel.

Dang, that girl just did "shovel justice" on her.

revenge justice beat down just desserts payback retribution karma

blood shovel

A type of tattoo needle,also known as a rake. This type of tattoo needle is commonly used for shading. It is made up of a several smaller needles aranged to resemble a rake often referred to as the "blood shovel" because of how much blood it draws when its used.

My tattoo is going fairly smooth,until she got out the blood shovel and boy did it hurt then!!!

shovel poor

When you can't afford a snowblower and have to manually remove snow with a shovel.

Sue has no crisp clean snowblower driveway and sidewalk lines. She's shovel poor...

Shovel Fuck

When the speaker goes too far with a topic and begins to dig him/herself into a hole. This speaker also must be screwing themselves out of something that they want. So in short, the speaker is digging themselves into a hole and fucking themselves out of something at the same time.

I just Shovel Fucked myself!

or

Oh man, you just shovel fucked yourself!

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