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a baseball- like game, made by three boys in their friends basement on a saturday night, when they could have been out doing things, like mackin on bitches. named after the one and only snooki
yo, wanna be tools and play snooki ball tonite and not get any ass??
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That snookie in the bosom was bomb. Got a poop dick though
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A game in which a group of guys purchase a large bakery cookie and then stand around it and masturbate on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie has to eat it.
Those sick dudes played snookie cookie at the party last night, and jason had to eat the jizz.
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A girl who is of the larger variety, who is also short, thinks that she is thin and petite simply because she is short. Like Snooki from the Jersey Shore they will wear clothes that aren't meant for their body type but for skinny girls.
Look at that chick's clothes. She's come down with a serious case of Snooki Syndrome
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Alex and Jeff had a great night of boomping snookies.
Pullin' a Snooki is when any of your female friends get so hammered that they make comments about people that make you want to hit her in the face.
Sam: And your wife is a CUMDUMPSTER! *Downs another shot and burps* Bitch....
John: Damn, she's Pullin' a Snooki, Matt.
Matt: I know but if she is anything like Snooki, I may get laid later.
*Matt and John fistbump*
Sarah Palin: reality TV star; dabbled in politics as an out of the blue VP candidate that sunk the McCain ticket; served a half term as the Alaska gov, but apparently couldn't stand the heat and got out of the kitchen, deciding instead to pursue celebrity and personal fortune. In order to keep her celebrity brand current she continues to intimate a Presidential run, though few believe she is a serious player. She is the perferred opponent to President Obama by most Democrats.
I saw snow snookie on a rerun of Sarah Palin's Alaska last night. She's smoking hot for a member of the media elite.